Heart Punch

I don’t think I’ve ever recapped a handheld show before. Basically, if you’re not familiar with the concept, these are house shows where someone managed to sneak in a camera to film the show. Sometimes you get a complete show…sometimes not so much. This one only runs 48 minutes, so I’m assuming that the undercard stuff just didn’t merit being taped. That’s a shame, because I loved the 1992 WCW undercard, but I’m silly like that. What did make tape here is pretty cool, though, so it was a quick way to both alleviate some boredom and produce some content. So…yeah. Here you go. WCW Handheld - 3.7.1992 - Oakland, CA Cactus Jack v. Abdullah The Butcher - I’ll try, since I’m watching the WCW Saturday Night set from 1992, to relay a bit of the backstory to these matches. In this case, Cactus brought in Abby as one of the surprises in the box for Sting. They teamed up because both off them are insane, then broke up because both of them are insane. They ended up getting together again like a mo...

That would be me! For those few people who read the blog but don't post on the board (If such people even exist. And if you do, howdy!), you might have been losing some sleep over the fact that I disappeared for a while. My PC was fucked up but good and I wasn't online much at all. I ended up buying a new, shiny PC that's all pretty and awesome and stuff. I've been trying to rebuild everything I needed from the old computer (because my ability to play, say...Shaq-Fu on a whim is vitally important!), so I remained in blogger stealth mode and didn't post anything. At any rate, you'll see some new stuff coming soon. I think I'll see how many brain cells recapping twice as much TNA Impact a week can kill and how quickly it makes me hate pro wrestling. Heh. I'm hoping to write other stuff as well, though my ambition tends to fall on it's ass rather quickly, so we'll see how that goes. For the no one that cares, more video vault posts on the way as wel...

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