Friday Night SmackDown! 12/21/2007: For and Against

FOR: Having time to do these again.

FOR: Edge as champ.

AGAINST: Wait, when did Teddy become Vickie's assistant? (Yes, I've been gone a while.)

FOR: There are still Edgeheads?

FOR: So they're not really the Major Brothers.

AGAINST: Is Curt Hawkins reciting his personal ad?

AGAINST: Mimosas, Hawkins? Really?

AGAINST: Is anybody buying Edge and Vickie as lovers? Anyone?

FOR: The unintentional comedy in this Edge-Vickie video is off the charts.

FOR: Teddy shaking his head.

FOR: Batista/Edge tonight?

AGAINST: Why is Singh out here with his shirt off?

FOR: Cole to JBL: "You're gonna miss me. You know it." JBL: "You miss things in many ways."

FOR: JBL on Khali: "What about this man is not big?" Cole: "Nothing, I guess. I don't know about all of it."

FOR: They're going Globetrotters on us.

FOR: GIANT SWING~~~~

FOR: The look on Khali's face afterwards.

FOR: Flair with a mic.

AGAINST: Maryse is still around?

AGAINST: Seriously, you could hide Striker in one of Big Daddy V's fat rolls.

FOR: Punk's counter-wrestling.

FOR: Striker shouting strategy from the corner.

FOR: Henry tagging in while MVP was in the 619 position. That needs to happen more often.

FOR: This match. (Shocking considering who was involved.)

FOR: Michelle's dress.

AGAINST: That's clearly some set backstage. No restaurant would put a pillar that big right in front of the entrance like that. Also, there appear to be no other tables.

AGAINST: Pretty sure the prices are right there on the list, Jamie.

AGAINST: Wait, those are dream sequence transitions, not elapsed-time transitions. Who edited this?

FOR: At least Noble wore a collared shirt.

FOR: Michelle going back to the bottle.

FOR: Michelle: "That's why I'm here."

FOR: I'm gonna be honest: I wasn't expecting the Italian restaurant swerve.

AGAINST: The tablecloth trick is about to backfire spectacularly.

FOR: Deuce makes that Santa coat/greaser leather jacket combo work. Oddly, I'm not sure Domino could.

FOR: What's in the bag, boys?

FOR: Festus as Pavlov's dog taken to the next level is borderline brilliant.

AGAINST: Cole: "He's strong as an ax!"

AGAINST: Shouldn't Cherry be wearing the Santa hat?

FOR: I think Festus did bite Deuce's fingers, Cole.

FOR: JBL: "I'm about to announce the biggest comeback since the Resurrection."

FOR: You don't often get two A+ promos on one show.

FOR: Tazz!

AGAINST: Three-on-one?

AGAINST: "Cloverfield" is a really bad title for the kind of movie it is.

AGAINST: Wait, what?

AGAINST: Changing the rules post-match? That's right out of the McMahon-Helmsley playbook. (Though I guess it has been seven years by the Jim Cornette angle recycling rule, so it's probably OK.)

AGAINST: Why are they cheering for Taker? He's not coming out here.