Heart Punch

AGAINST: The new version of the theme song. It's even worse than the original one, and that sucked. FOR: Orton shifting the blame for the SNME loss. FOR: Cole: "I heard it the first time." FOR: I genuinely have no idea who's winning this match. FOR: Going to commercial right after an elimination instead of manufacturing a "dead spot". Tazz: "We'll be back, but Funaki won't!" FOR: Sylvan's selling of the London/Kendrick double superkick. FOR: The Noble/Kendrick false reverse elimination spot. FOR: Cole being on top of the Tatanka non-elimination. FOR: Henry's promo. AGAINST: That closeup. FOR: Tazz: "Put it in your purse!" FOR: Cole asking if there's anything Rey can get out of wrestling Finlay tonight. AGAINST: They should really count in Spanish when Rey does that. FOR: Finlay escaping the ropes only to get hit with a baseball slide dropkick. FOR: This match. FOR: Cole: "You're the master of...

FOR: So they're gonna try again this week. AGAINST: Bad job by the face lumberjacks getting beat up like that. FOR: Lashley blocking Finlay's "block with his foot" attempt. FOR: Face/heel lumberjack dynamics. FOR: This match. FOR: The kid knows how to work the crowd. FOR: Lashley dumping Finlay onto the heel lumberjacks. AGAINST: Lashley going out after them. FOR: Nitro: "I can explain. Joey's a pervert." AGAINST: What were we supposed to think Melina's doing with that magazine? Because she's totally not. Am I right? FOR: I don't think Burchill threatening people with his sword will ever actually get old. FOR: Regal checking out Jillian. FOR: What's that on the back of Jillian's shorts? AGAINST: Jillian didn't actually tag out, right? FOR: There's that move again. AGAINST: Sharmell's a little too hysterical considering that nothing's happened yet. AGAINST: When is this damn interview? FOR: A beekeep...

Hey, Someone out there in TV land might have noticed that I've not been around for the last few weeks. That's because my computer (well, both of them now, I guess) is totally FUBAR'ed. Since I'm actually alone here at work without any of those pesky manager types looming over my shoulder, I can let the world know of my pain. Pass it along to all of your friends! The good news is that I'm pretty well caught up with the TV/DVD/wrestling watching and the playing of those video game things. Wait...that's bad news. Now I have no excuses for being lazy. Boo! I'll be back when I can. Just trying to decide if I want to try fixing things myself. A comedy of errors in the making, I tells ya. Word.

AGAINST: "Heavily doubted?" That means Undertaker's showing up. FOR: Angle's new shirt. "From This Angle You Suck" AGAINST: You mean Finlay and Lashley aren't getting a Mania match? Cause I can't even think of three SmackDown! guys to put in Money in the Bank. AGAINST: Yeah, I didn't think the match had actually started. AGAINST: They're OUTSIDE? AGAINST: I hope that's not anybody important's car. NEUTRAL: THE MIZ is coming. FOR: "Cause (JBL) writes his checks with his right hand." AGAINST: OK, I'm missing it. What did Austin say about JBL? FOR: Oh, he's gonna tell us. Thanks for that. AGAINST: A beer-drinking contest? At Main Event? AGAINST: I seriously doubt JBL drinks Hennessy. FOR: About time you got around to Benoit. AGAINST: That "pine box" catchphrase. It's too damn long and doesn't make any sense. FOR: Regal trying to cut down Burchill. FOR: I do like the entrance. FOR:...

FOR: The Spanish Announce Team~~~ It's truly a big night. FOR: Sharmell ignoring Cole. AGAINST: The inevitable "Why is Cole so concerned with Booker's groin" bit. FOR: Tazz: "Nobody likes you!" Cole: Why?" AGAINST: What's that foaming out of his mouth? I'm eating, for fuck's sake. FOR: Tale of the Tape~~~~~~~~~~ AGAINST: Angle's only 5-11? FOR: Hey, there's the "undefeated at Wrestlemania" stat. FOR: Trying to foster the "Fight night" big-time feel for this show. AGAINST: Orton's new music. FOR: Crazy's tornado Hot Shot. FOR: The springboard sit-out dropkick. FOR: Crazy's extension and height on that running high kick. There's a reason I'm a mark for this guy. FOR: The Chris Benoit video package. FOR: This time we get the graphic footage warning. AGAINST: And it wasn't even all that graphic. Jeez. FOR: Benoit/JBL at Mania. FOR: Melina in velvet. She makes it socially a...