Friday Night SmackDown! 3/10/2006: For and Against
AGAINST: "Heavily doubted?" That means Undertaker's showing up.
FOR: Angle's new shirt. "From This Angle You Suck"
AGAINST: You mean Finlay and Lashley aren't getting a Mania match? Cause I can't even think of three SmackDown! guys to put in Money in the Bank.
AGAINST: Yeah, I didn't think the match had actually started.
AGAINST: They're OUTSIDE?
AGAINST: I hope that's not anybody important's car.
NEUTRAL: THE MIZ is coming.
FOR: "Cause (JBL) writes his checks with his right hand."
AGAINST: OK, I'm missing it. What did Austin say about JBL?
FOR: Oh, he's gonna tell us. Thanks for that.
AGAINST: A beer-drinking contest? At Main Event?
AGAINST: I seriously doubt JBL drinks Hennessy.
FOR: About time you got around to Benoit.
AGAINST: That "pine box" catchphrase. It's too damn long and doesn't make any sense.
FOR: Regal trying to cut down Burchill.
FOR: I do like the entrance.
FOR: Tazz: "That's NOT funny."
FOR: Enziguiri to the back of the head.
FOR: What WAS that? A rolling uranage? Can we see that again?
FOR: Gracias. (A look at a cleaner one, courtesy of Ska.)
AGAINST: He's gotta not land on his own head when he does that, though.
AGAINST: That's not an official U.S. Postal Service mailbag, isn't it? Cause I'm sure it's a federal crime to appropriate one of those without permission.
FOR: The PETA letter.
FOR: "It's a horrible nutritional choice."
FOR: OK, that was a neat trick with the mailbag.
AGAINST: The oh-too-obvious "pearl necklace" joke.
AGAINST: I can't remember whose music they took and gave to Kristal. It's really bugging me for some reason. (Michelle McCool's, maybe?)
AGAINST: Jillian really should've re-thought that skirt if she's gonna keep fixing it like Rey and his mask at WM21.
FOR: Oh, it's a gimmick. Never mind then.
FOR: The cut to the guy with his camera phone.
AGAINST: Helms really should've worn a face shield.
FOR: All the sharpshooter spots. Seems odd, but there was some consistency.
FOR: Jamie Noble!
FOR: The "cruiserweights band together to put Helms in his place" angle continues.
AGAINST: Brawl For All as a "Big Time" Moment?
AGAINST: Apparently we're not getting any Melina sightings tonight.
FOR: Henry pulling Orton out of the ropes.
FOR: Orton's midair dropkick on Rey.
FOR: Rey's enziguiri to Henry to buy time.
AGAINST: Shouldn't Rey hook a leg or something?
AGAINST: A TABLE?
FOR: This would be a good time for the lights to go out.
FOR: That was actually... OK, check this out. Literally as I was about to type how it was an odd surprise that the lights didn't go out before the table spot, the lights go out AFTER the table spot.
AGAINST: That said... little late, aren't you, Taker?
FOR: I think Henry accepted.
FOR: Angle's new shirt. "From This Angle You Suck"
AGAINST: You mean Finlay and Lashley aren't getting a Mania match? Cause I can't even think of three SmackDown! guys to put in Money in the Bank.
AGAINST: Yeah, I didn't think the match had actually started.
AGAINST: They're OUTSIDE?
AGAINST: I hope that's not anybody important's car.
NEUTRAL: THE MIZ is coming.
FOR: "Cause (JBL) writes his checks with his right hand."
AGAINST: OK, I'm missing it. What did Austin say about JBL?
FOR: Oh, he's gonna tell us. Thanks for that.
AGAINST: A beer-drinking contest? At Main Event?
AGAINST: I seriously doubt JBL drinks Hennessy.
FOR: About time you got around to Benoit.
AGAINST: That "pine box" catchphrase. It's too damn long and doesn't make any sense.
FOR: Regal trying to cut down Burchill.
FOR: I do like the entrance.
FOR: Tazz: "That's NOT funny."
FOR: Enziguiri to the back of the head.
FOR: What WAS that? A rolling uranage? Can we see that again?
FOR: Gracias. (A look at a cleaner one, courtesy of Ska.)
AGAINST: He's gotta not land on his own head when he does that, though.
AGAINST: That's not an official U.S. Postal Service mailbag, isn't it? Cause I'm sure it's a federal crime to appropriate one of those without permission.
FOR: The PETA letter.
FOR: "It's a horrible nutritional choice."
FOR: OK, that was a neat trick with the mailbag.
AGAINST: The oh-too-obvious "pearl necklace" joke.
AGAINST: I can't remember whose music they took and gave to Kristal. It's really bugging me for some reason. (Michelle McCool's, maybe?)
AGAINST: Jillian really should've re-thought that skirt if she's gonna keep fixing it like Rey and his mask at WM21.
FOR: Oh, it's a gimmick. Never mind then.
FOR: The cut to the guy with his camera phone.
AGAINST: Helms really should've worn a face shield.
FOR: All the sharpshooter spots. Seems odd, but there was some consistency.
FOR: Jamie Noble!
FOR: The "cruiserweights band together to put Helms in his place" angle continues.
AGAINST: Brawl For All as a "Big Time" Moment?
AGAINST: Apparently we're not getting any Melina sightings tonight.
FOR: Henry pulling Orton out of the ropes.
FOR: Orton's midair dropkick on Rey.
FOR: Rey's enziguiri to Henry to buy time.
AGAINST: Shouldn't Rey hook a leg or something?
AGAINST: A TABLE?
FOR: This would be a good time for the lights to go out.
FOR: That was actually... OK, check this out. Literally as I was about to type how it was an odd surprise that the lights didn't go out before the table spot, the lights go out AFTER the table spot.
AGAINST: That said... little late, aren't you, Taker?
FOR: I think Henry accepted.
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