Friday Night SmackDown! 3/17/2006: For and Against

FOR: So they're gonna try again this week.

AGAINST: Bad job by the face lumberjacks getting beat up like that.

FOR: Lashley blocking Finlay's "block with his foot" attempt.

FOR: Face/heel lumberjack dynamics.

FOR: This match.

FOR: The kid knows how to work the crowd.

FOR: Lashley dumping Finlay onto the heel lumberjacks.

AGAINST: Lashley going out after them.

FOR: Nitro: "I can explain. Joey's a pervert."

AGAINST: What were we supposed to think Melina's doing with that magazine? Because she's totally not. Am I right?

FOR: I don't think Burchill threatening people with his sword will ever actually get old.

FOR: Regal checking out Jillian.

FOR: What's that on the back of Jillian's shorts?

AGAINST: Jillian didn't actually tag out, right?

FOR: There's that move again.

AGAINST: Sharmell's a little too hysterical considering that nothing's happened yet.

AGAINST: When is this damn interview?

FOR: A beekeeper's outfit!

AGAINST: "The Fire"? What kind of nickname is that?

FOR: The jobber actually getting his name mentioned.

FOR: Tazz makes a good point. Why didn't Sharmell just stay home? Houston's not that far away.

AGAINST: Considering the circumstances, if you're Booker, don't you really want to get this match over with as quickly as possible?

FOR: Thank you, Tazz.

FOR: Booker stashing Sharmell under the ring, then following her without skipping a beat.

FOR: I honestly wasn't expecting that. It crossed my mind for a half-second, but...

AGAINST: Shouldn't it be point-counterpoint-counterpoint?

FOR: Orton being a dick with a valid point about how Angle won the title in the first place.

FOR: Angle: "I'm gonna hurt more than your feelings."

FOR: That went better than I thought it would.

FOR: How YOU doin'?

FOR: The continued knee work.

AGAINST: Animal wins?

FOR: Oh SNAP. Animal not wanting his hand raised because of hiding the brass knuckles was a nice touch.

FOR: The JBL-branded cooler.

FOR: I wonder how long this match will last.

FOR: JBL giving Benoit credit, albeit backhandedly: "If it wasn't for me, [Benoit] would be carrying the company right now." That's... not... completely false, which is frightening.

FOR: Cole: "With all due respect, do you have any idea what a filibuster is?"

FOR: Henry's got a point: "I'm not the one who didn't show up last week."

BOTH: Cole: "I still have dreams about that at night."

FOR: Orton slapping Nitro and then bailing out to the apron.

AGAINST: Seriously, girl. That's enough.

AGAINST: Is Orton passive-aggressively screwing his teammates?

FOR: Apparently.

FOR: Melina's top.

AGAINST: That's an odd time to go to commercial.

AGAINST: The slow pace of this match.

FOR: Orton stealing the pinfall.