Friday Night SmackDown! 3/3/2006: For and Against
FOR: The Spanish Announce Team~~~ It's truly a big night.
FOR: Sharmell ignoring Cole.
AGAINST: The inevitable "Why is Cole so concerned with Booker's groin" bit.
FOR: Tazz: "Nobody likes you!" Cole: Why?"
AGAINST: What's that foaming out of his mouth? I'm eating, for fuck's sake.
FOR: Tale of the Tape~~~~~~~~~~
AGAINST: Angle's only 5-11?
FOR: Hey, there's the "undefeated at Wrestlemania" stat.
FOR: Trying to foster the "Fight night" big-time feel for this show.
AGAINST: Orton's new music.
FOR: Crazy's tornado Hot Shot.
FOR: The springboard sit-out dropkick.
FOR: Crazy's extension and height on that running high kick. There's a reason I'm a mark for this guy.
FOR: The Chris Benoit video package.
FOR: This time we get the graphic footage warning.
AGAINST: And it wasn't even all that graphic. Jeez.
FOR: Benoit/JBL at Mania.
FOR: Melina in velvet. She makes it socially acceptable.
FOR: Cole recounting Matt's and Animal's histories with MNM.
AGAINST: STOP THAT. It's becoming Stephanie-esque.
FOR: Cole: "She cheated." Tazz: "So what. Let's see the kick."
AGAINST: I love you, Melina, but you've got a death wish pulling stunts like that.
AGAINST: Damn your filthy hide, Animal.
AGAINST: The Doomsday Device breakup.
AGAINST: And the point of that was...
How do you spell that?
FOR: Lashley already knows how to work the crowd.
AGAINST: Finlay's snapped! What's with all the chairs?
FOR: Finlay's tope.
FOR: This pull-apart. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
AGAINST: Wait, so does Regal think that Burchill thinks he's actually a pirate?
FOR: Cole asking if Angle's worried that Undertaker was able to match him in the wrestling department.
FOR: UT rolling Angle over onto his stomach before the apron leg drop.
FOR: The commentary.
FOR: Taker flying over the ring steps.
FOR: Angle dodging the snake eyes follow-up boot.
FOR: The chokeslam counter into the anklelock setup.
FOR: The Tombstone reversals into the Angle Slam.
FOR: This match.
FOR: Revisiting the triangle choke spot with UT rolling out of the counter this time.
FOR: Angle catching the ankle lock off of the leg drop attempt.
FOR: This match.
FOR: ANGLESAULT~
AGAINST: Mark Henry?
FOR: So that's why they had the Spanish announcers out at ringside tonight.
FOR: The edit of that.
FOR: Cole doing his Joey Styles impression.
AGAINST: The angles on the replay.
FOR: The Spanish announce table surviving the night. A lot of bets were lost on that, I'm sure.
FOR: Sharmell ignoring Cole.
AGAINST: The inevitable "Why is Cole so concerned with Booker's groin" bit.
FOR: Tazz: "Nobody likes you!" Cole: Why?"
AGAINST: What's that foaming out of his mouth? I'm eating, for fuck's sake.
FOR: Tale of the Tape~~~~~~~~~~
AGAINST: Angle's only 5-11?
FOR: Hey, there's the "undefeated at Wrestlemania" stat.
FOR: Trying to foster the "Fight night" big-time feel for this show.
AGAINST: Orton's new music.
FOR: Crazy's tornado Hot Shot.
FOR: The springboard sit-out dropkick.
FOR: Crazy's extension and height on that running high kick. There's a reason I'm a mark for this guy.
FOR: The Chris Benoit video package.
FOR: This time we get the graphic footage warning.
AGAINST: And it wasn't even all that graphic. Jeez.
FOR: Benoit/JBL at Mania.
FOR: Melina in velvet. She makes it socially acceptable.
FOR: Cole recounting Matt's and Animal's histories with MNM.
AGAINST: STOP THAT. It's becoming Stephanie-esque.
FOR: Cole: "She cheated." Tazz: "So what. Let's see the kick."
AGAINST: I love you, Melina, but you've got a death wish pulling stunts like that.
AGAINST: Damn your filthy hide, Animal.
AGAINST: The Doomsday Device breakup.
AGAINST: And the point of that was...
How do you spell that?
FOR: Lashley already knows how to work the crowd.
AGAINST: Finlay's snapped! What's with all the chairs?
FOR: Finlay's tope.
FOR: This pull-apart. HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
AGAINST: Wait, so does Regal think that Burchill thinks he's actually a pirate?
FOR: Cole asking if Angle's worried that Undertaker was able to match him in the wrestling department.
FOR: UT rolling Angle over onto his stomach before the apron leg drop.
FOR: The commentary.
FOR: Taker flying over the ring steps.
FOR: Angle dodging the snake eyes follow-up boot.
FOR: The chokeslam counter into the anklelock setup.
FOR: The Tombstone reversals into the Angle Slam.
FOR: This match.
FOR: Revisiting the triangle choke spot with UT rolling out of the counter this time.
FOR: Angle catching the ankle lock off of the leg drop attempt.
FOR: This match.
FOR: ANGLESAULT~
AGAINST: Mark Henry?
FOR: So that's why they had the Spanish announcers out at ringside tonight.
FOR: The edit of that.
FOR: Cole doing his Joey Styles impression.
AGAINST: The angles on the replay.
FOR: The Spanish announce table surviving the night. A lot of bets were lost on that, I'm sure.
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