Friday Night SmackDown 8/3/2007: For and Against
FOR: JBL on Teddy : "He's a hero to senior citizens everywhere."
AGAINST: Of course it's on a Friday.
AGAINST: This will end badly, of course.
AGAINST: I was talking about the wedding, but Khali showing up works too.
FOR: Hey, JBL was right.
AGAINST: Aw, I thought Kane was coming out to make his case.
FOR: Masters avoiding Kane's chokeslams.
FOR: That flying clothesline counter into the Master Lock.
AGAINST: Nate Nickerson? Nice hair, dude.
FOR: Henry laughing at his handiwork.
AGAINST: Vince is striking back? Against who? Did someone strike first? There's a leap in logic here that I can't quite accept.
FOR: Korderas catching MVP cheating. Is that against traditional arm wrestling rules?
AGAINST: He's taping up?
FOR: Matt knocking the stress ball out of MVP's hand.
FOR: Round 1 to Hardy.
FOR: JBL on referee Jim Korderas: "He's either from Canada or from the NBA."
FOR: MVP hooking Matt's leg with his left arm to compensate for his injured right arm. It's the little things, folks.
AGAINST: That was one ugly clothesline.
FOR: Matt's baseball slide dropkick to a retreating MVP.
FOR: MVP ducking out. Standard.
AGAINST: Wait, Batista wasn't in there?
FOR: FLAIR! Play on, playa.
FOR: Chavo just mentions Rey and Vickie gives him a match? That was abrupt.
AGAINST: What's with these five-minute commercial blocks?
AGAINST: Two Palumbo videos in the same show?
AGAINST: Cole: "How do you get over that? Losing to a leprechaun?" How do you ask that question?
FOR: JBL: "Hornswoggle's actually as big as Khali's head."
AGAINST: That loses points for the pause before the pie toss.
AGAINST: What's Victoria carrying?
AGAINST: No, JBL ... Victoria's CRAZY.
AGAINST: Torrie's outfit last week was better.
FOR: The fallout from Yang kissing Torrie. JBL: "So if you're a 1 around here, you're gonna get a 10, is what we're saying." Cole: "So... things are looking up for you, partner."
FOR: It IS a spit bucket.
FOR: Victoria's Skipping Of Innocence.
AGAINST: They're getting lazy with the McCool videos. That pool footage is recycled.
FOR: JBL on Cherry: "'Batista' is a hard word to spell. She might have thought it said 'bathroom' or something."
AGAINST: Wait, Deuce doesn't know that Flair was in there and Batista wasn't.
AGAINST: Flair's catch of Deuce backfiring.
AGAINST: They're throwing out the match? Khali's not even all the way down the ramp yet.
AGAINST: A claw? Really?
FOR: Well, I guess if your hand's that big...
AGAINST: Of course it's on a Friday.
AGAINST: This will end badly, of course.
AGAINST: I was talking about the wedding, but Khali showing up works too.
FOR: Hey, JBL was right.
AGAINST: Aw, I thought Kane was coming out to make his case.
FOR: Masters avoiding Kane's chokeslams.
FOR: That flying clothesline counter into the Master Lock.
AGAINST: Nate Nickerson? Nice hair, dude.
FOR: Henry laughing at his handiwork.
AGAINST: Vince is striking back? Against who? Did someone strike first? There's a leap in logic here that I can't quite accept.
FOR: Korderas catching MVP cheating. Is that against traditional arm wrestling rules?
AGAINST: He's taping up?
FOR: Matt knocking the stress ball out of MVP's hand.
FOR: Round 1 to Hardy.
FOR: JBL on referee Jim Korderas: "He's either from Canada or from the NBA."
FOR: MVP hooking Matt's leg with his left arm to compensate for his injured right arm. It's the little things, folks.
AGAINST: That was one ugly clothesline.
FOR: Matt's baseball slide dropkick to a retreating MVP.
FOR: MVP ducking out. Standard.
AGAINST: Wait, Batista wasn't in there?
FOR: FLAIR! Play on, playa.
FOR: Chavo just mentions Rey and Vickie gives him a match? That was abrupt.
AGAINST: What's with these five-minute commercial blocks?
AGAINST: Two Palumbo videos in the same show?
AGAINST: Cole: "How do you get over that? Losing to a leprechaun?" How do you ask that question?
FOR: JBL: "Hornswoggle's actually as big as Khali's head."
AGAINST: That loses points for the pause before the pie toss.
AGAINST: What's Victoria carrying?
AGAINST: No, JBL ... Victoria's CRAZY.
AGAINST: Torrie's outfit last week was better.
FOR: The fallout from Yang kissing Torrie. JBL: "So if you're a 1 around here, you're gonna get a 10, is what we're saying." Cole: "So... things are looking up for you, partner."
FOR: It IS a spit bucket.
FOR: Victoria's Skipping Of Innocence.
AGAINST: They're getting lazy with the McCool videos. That pool footage is recycled.
FOR: JBL on Cherry: "'Batista' is a hard word to spell. She might have thought it said 'bathroom' or something."
AGAINST: Wait, Deuce doesn't know that Flair was in there and Batista wasn't.
AGAINST: Flair's catch of Deuce backfiring.
AGAINST: They're throwing out the match? Khali's not even all the way down the ramp yet.
AGAINST: A claw? Really?
FOR: Well, I guess if your hand's that big...
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