Raw In 90 Seconds

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Dogs: WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Butch: Oh, right.
Dog: That's right, Butch. You know, tomorrow's Valentine's Day. Find your soulmate.
Butch: Well, I du--wait a minute! Dogs can't talk!
Dog: WOOF WOOF WOOF
Butch: Daaaaaaaaaaamn straight!

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