Friday Night SmackDown! 4/14/2006: For and Against

FOR: Benoit/JBL rematch!

AGAINST: Though I was hoping for Benoit to crash JBL's celebration.

FOR: Booker hilariously getting ahead of himself.

FOR: Bobby Lashley, stealth fighter.

AGAINST: Why are Booker's legs still in the air? Is that rigor mortis?

AGAINST: What's up with Chimel's voice? He should be thankful Kennedy's still hurt.

FOR: Stroke into the ropes.

FOR: Nice little match.

AGAINST: "Selection box?"

FOR: Regal struggling with the rope.

FOR: Dee Snider! That's what I'm looking for. Thanks, Cole.

FOR: Until Burchill loses? Wow.

AGAINST: Rasheed Brown's tights.

FOR: The name "Walking The Plank."

AGAINST: That was awful easy.

FOR: Jillian's outfit.

FOR: The crowd sign taking a shot at Brett Favre: "JBL WOULD HAVE TOLD US BY NOW"

FOR: I thought I saw a cage up there during JBL's intro.

FOR: JBL: "Did you know about this?" "ARE YOU RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?"

KENNEDY.

AGAINST: Benoit going for the escape after the headbutt.

FOR: SUPER GERMAN SUPLEX~~~~~~~

AGAINST: Who opened the door all of a sudden?

FOR: Jillian's gaffe.

FOR: Benoit kicking out of the callback to the Wrestlemania finish.

AGAINST: "The Great Khali"? That's all you've got?

AGAINST: The irrelevant 'USA' chant.

AGAINST: Giving him a mic... that should not have been done.

AGAINST: So, this three-year run of shitty horror movies... when does it stop?

FOR: WE HAVE NAMES FOR THE GYMINI. Jesse and Jake. All right.

FOR: The quick pace here.

AGAINST: This was cool when the Bashams did it TWO YEARS AGO.

FOR: Orton's getting his ass kicked.

FOR: Orton's second roll-through not working.

FOR: Angle's inside-out suplex.

FOR: The RKO counter into the ankle lock.

FOR: What the...?

FOR: And thus begins Randy Orton's suspension.

FOR: Bracketry! And you have to assume that Psycho Wrestling Machine Angle is the favorite.