Friday Night SmackDown! 2/16/2007: For and Against
AGAINST: Edge's weak-ass pelvic thrust in his chyron.
FOR: JBL: "What were his parents? Mr. and Mrs. Bastard?"
FOR: JBL: "I don't think that's important to bring that up."
AGAINST: "Weird dude?"
FOR: JBL agrees with me.
AGAINST: A mini-Boogeyman? This is beyond ridiculous.
FOR: JBL: "Somebody make some sense of this, please!"
FOR: The look on TLB's face.
AGAINST: Recapping the Trump angle.
FOR: Deuce and Domino going over Teddy Long's head for a tag title match.
FOR: 'Crack 'Em in the Mouth'. It's apt if nothing else.
AGAINST: Tonight is the FIRST edition of "At The Movies".
AGAINST: See No Evil DVD sales must be really slow. I blame The Marine.
AGAINST: This was so much better when Booker and Goldust did it.
AGAINST: Even JBL and Cole can't sell that.
FOR: Kennedy ducking Sweet Chin music.
FOR: Shawn's slingshot pescado.
FOR: That was unique.
FOR: There's an awful lot of MVP-Cena back-and-forth.
FOR: Kennedy and MVP work well together.
FOR: I wonder if they'd go all the way with this and have Jillian show up bald on Sunday.
FOR: That's not so hidden that I can't see it.
FOR: THOSE, on the other hand...
AGAINST: Now I'm just waiting for something else to happen to cut this off.
FOR: Oh, we're still on this?
AGAINST: I'd like to see Kennedy/Lashley, but how about some build?
FOR: JBL: "I'll count right now! 3-2-1."
EH: I'm neutral on the cover.
AGAINST: I don't think JBL's Wall Street connections are gonna help you here, Cole.
AGAINST: Recapping the Trump angle TWICE.
AGAINST: Did they change Helms's music?
FOR: The whole bit with Cole saying he didn't know what he'd do until Ashley's Playboy comes out. JBL: "High road! High road, Michael!"
AGAINST: I thought Lawler was Captain Cialis.
FOR: Shannon Moore's back?
AGAINST: The Nightmare impact proves that Mohawk is glued on or some shit.
FOR: Looks like we've got a cruiserweight battle royal of some kind coming.
AGAINST: I hadn't noticed we hadn't had a completely pointless Maryse bumper tonight.
AGAINST: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
AGAINST: Shouldn't Edge be deferring to Orton regarding Batista and Taker?
FOR: LMAO at "mixed tag match".
FOR: JBL: "That smug look just got erased."
FOR: The shot of Cena and Shawn watching backstage. Also, not doing this with Batista and Undertaker earlier to maintain the illusion that UT doesn't hang out backstage.
FOR: Orton and Edge's double dropkick.
FOR: Korderas dropping out of the ring like complete dead weight.
FOR: Cena and Shawn doing their business and leaving like nothing happened.
FOR: JBL: "What were his parents? Mr. and Mrs. Bastard?"
FOR: JBL: "I don't think that's important to bring that up."
AGAINST: "Weird dude?"
FOR: JBL agrees with me.
AGAINST: A mini-Boogeyman? This is beyond ridiculous.
FOR: JBL: "Somebody make some sense of this, please!"
FOR: The look on TLB's face.
AGAINST: Recapping the Trump angle.
FOR: Deuce and Domino going over Teddy Long's head for a tag title match.
FOR: 'Crack 'Em in the Mouth'. It's apt if nothing else.
AGAINST: Tonight is the FIRST edition of "At The Movies".
AGAINST: See No Evil DVD sales must be really slow. I blame The Marine.
AGAINST: This was so much better when Booker and Goldust did it.
AGAINST: Even JBL and Cole can't sell that.
FOR: Kennedy ducking Sweet Chin music.
FOR: Shawn's slingshot pescado.
FOR: That was unique.
FOR: There's an awful lot of MVP-Cena back-and-forth.
FOR: Kennedy and MVP work well together.
FOR: I wonder if they'd go all the way with this and have Jillian show up bald on Sunday.
FOR: That's not so hidden that I can't see it.
FOR: THOSE, on the other hand...
AGAINST: Now I'm just waiting for something else to happen to cut this off.
FOR: Oh, we're still on this?
AGAINST: I'd like to see Kennedy/Lashley, but how about some build?
FOR: JBL: "I'll count right now! 3-2-1."
EH: I'm neutral on the cover.
AGAINST: I don't think JBL's Wall Street connections are gonna help you here, Cole.
AGAINST: Recapping the Trump angle TWICE.
AGAINST: Did they change Helms's music?
FOR: The whole bit with Cole saying he didn't know what he'd do until Ashley's Playboy comes out. JBL: "High road! High road, Michael!"
AGAINST: I thought Lawler was Captain Cialis.
FOR: Shannon Moore's back?
AGAINST: The Nightmare impact proves that Mohawk is glued on or some shit.
FOR: Looks like we've got a cruiserweight battle royal of some kind coming.
AGAINST: I hadn't noticed we hadn't had a completely pointless Maryse bumper tonight.
AGAINST: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT.
AGAINST: Shouldn't Edge be deferring to Orton regarding Batista and Taker?
FOR: LMAO at "mixed tag match".
FOR: JBL: "That smug look just got erased."
FOR: The shot of Cena and Shawn watching backstage. Also, not doing this with Batista and Undertaker earlier to maintain the illusion that UT doesn't hang out backstage.
FOR: Orton and Edge's double dropkick.
FOR: Korderas dropping out of the ring like complete dead weight.
FOR: Cena and Shawn doing their business and leaving like nothing happened.
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