Friday Night SmackDown! 10/13/2006: For and Against

FOR: Any card rearranging that gets us a Benoit match.

FOR: Kennedy claiming victory, regardless of the dubious methods.

AGAINST: I don't think he realizes that Long's not going to let him take the title with him if he leaves.

FOR: Now who is this?

FOR: Benoit! (I'm sort of ashamed of myself for not figuring it out.)

FOR: JBL: "Welcome to hell."

AGAINST: JBL: "Bicuspids that shine!"

AGAINST: JBL's hyperbole. Did he just compare Kennedy to Jesus?

FOR: This match.

FOR: The match and the music still going WHILE UNDERTAKER WALKS OUT.

FOR: Benoit wins! That's how you bring somebody back.

FOR: Regal's robe.

AGAINST: Vito adding a shrug to the ensemble.

AGAINST: Shrugs in general.

FOR: Cole: "You know what I mean!" JBL: "No I don't, you freak!"

FOR: JBL calling for PETA.

FOR: Cole: "And he hangs out in bars like that." JBL: "With YOU!"

FOR: Regal's half-Nelson uranage thingy.

FOR: JBL's characterization of Regal as a 'gentleman villain'. That's about as well as you can say it.

AGAINST: Is he wearing a slip, too?

FOR: Cole: "He's trying to become aerodynamic." Also note the still photographer RIGHT THERE when Regal covers.

FOR: Cole: "I've never seen you so mad."

FOR: Lashley's veiled brag prediction.

AGAINST: MVP's ring outfit may be the worst in WWE history.

FOR: JBL: "He needs to give Leonard Nimoy his costume back."

FOR: The "Power Ranger" chant.

FOR: Holy SHIT! KANE! I was NOT expecting that.

FOR: JBL: "Eat him."

FOR: Chavo: "Hi."

FOR: Noble getting singles prime time.

AGAINST: An "I Quit" match?

FOR: Michelle's boots.

FOR: LOL at JBL meeting Michelle's dad.

AGAINST: It's a little early for a complete breakdown, isn't it?

AGAINST: "The relentless Frenchman?"

FOR: The replay of Sylvan clotheslining Kendrick out of his boots.

FOR: Booker: "I'm gonna go back to the old Booker T and commence to kicking your punk ass."

AGAINST: Booker's losing it.

AGAINST: There was no need for a "G.I. Bro" reference. None.

FOR: Booker comparing Batista and Lashley to two women going to the bathroom together.

FOR: Lashley running through Finlay to continue pursuing the Little Bastard.

AGAINST: Where'd Batista go?

FOR: JBL as Batista clears the announce table: "I'm retired!"

AGAINST: Finlay and Lashley teaming up?

FOR: Finlay's look of anguish after Batista kicks out.