Friday Night SmackDown 7/13/2007: For and Against

FOR: That's a new way to start the show.

AGAINST: A party and a contract signing? What is this, Raw?

FOR: MVP: "Humble? What does that mean? Humble's a place in Texas, isn't it?"

AGAINST: That's a terrible spot to go to commercial.

AGAINST: See?

FOR: They've really gotten the Twist of Fate over in recent weeks.

AGAINST: JBL saying "Ball-in."

AGAINST: JBL seems awful subdued tonight.

FOR: JBL: "I spent a month here one weekend."

FOR: Finlay lying across Yang's back while keeping the armlock on.

FOR: JBL: "It's a back body drop; the body dropped."

AGAINST: The hell? Hornswaggle?

FOR: The Majors' double leapfrog.

FOR: JBL: "MVP is right. You media types make me sick."

FOR: Brett's enziguiri taking out both Chavo and Noble.

FOR: Vickie standing her ground.

FOR: That metal door's getting quite a workout.

FOR: Batista's almost laughing.

AGAINST: This is helping no one.

FOR: The steps-throwing exhibition.

FOR: Luke Hawks(sp)? Sounds familiar. WSX guy? Shane?

FOR: This is gonna be a first, right? Two opponents making the same ring entrance?

AGAINST: What? I thought Deuce was Eugene's opponent.

FOR: Oh SNAP.

FOR: JBL: "I sense a little animosity here."

AGAINST: Cole's really overdoing it with the righteous indignation tonight.

AGAINST: Rollerblading?

FOR: Nice outfit, though.

FOR: Crazy Victoria rules.

FOR: Did they just hire all-new referees or something? This guy looks like a young Nick Patrick.

FOR: JBL: "This is the closest you've ever been to a woman this sexy." Cole: "And I'm still pretty far away."

FOR: Ahahahaha. Torrie doesn't even know what happened.

AGAINST: Nice hat, Edge.

AGAINST: He's a worse dancer than Jericho.

AGAINST: I can't endorse the guys in costumes running interference.

FOR: The kids laughing in the audience.