SmackDown! 7/7/2006: For and Against

FOR: And we'll be starting tonight's show with the people who actually have a chance to win tonight's battle royal.

AGAINST: No Lashley?

FOR: JBL selling the importance of this match.

FOR: Crazy and Psicosis being eliminated back-to-back so they can continue to beat each other down outside the ring.

FOR: The Court selling out Kennedy.

FOR: Booker eliminating both Regal and Matt to win.

AGAINST: No "WHAT?" chant?

AGAINST: Well, that was pointless.

AGAINST: You don't interrupt Kennedy's self-introduction.

AGAINST: "Jerk of the Month?" WEAK

FOR: They've got the ring miked particularly well tonight.

AGAINST: Nancy Pelosi? How is that relevant?

AGAINST: Super Crazy as a tag team specialist? That's... not actually true.

FOR: Psicosis getting involved again.

KENNEDY.

FOR: I like that Kristal's trying to play both sides.

AGAINST: Still, I gotta ask... obsess much?

AGAINST: A casket?

FOR: "iSILENCIO!"~~~~~~~~~

FOR: JBL giving the Punjabi Prison Match the Keyser Soze treatment.

FOR: Undertaker's response.

FOR: The "quit while you're ahead" line.

AGAINST: We've already got a "hot teacher" gimmick, so Erica's out.

AGAINST: Either Crazy or Psicosis needs new music. I'm not sure who, though.

AGAINST: JBL stealing "fruit booty" from Stevie Ray.

FOR: JBL: "Good God, man! My mom listens to this show!"

FOR: JBL: "Would Jack Brisco wear a dress?" Cole: "Maybe Gerry."

AGAINST: The Macarena? Is it 1996 again?

FOR: Super Crazy turning the tables.

FOR: These dueling Mark Henry/Batista video packages.

FOR: Noble's modified gutbuster.

FOR: "Stop humping my leg, Little Bastard!"

FOR: JBL: "I'd rather hug Regal, too."

FOR: Get out of the way of the pyro batteries, Dave.

AGAINST: What, no suit?

FOR: Batista not wasting time.

FOR: Henry blading.