Rawbservations: Well, THAT Blew
I'm switching off between this & the end of Bolts/Steelers. You know who should get fired? Edge. Aw, Steph. I like you plenty. Except when you talk. And act. In short, get on your knees and then start juggling. Lilian, the ring bell was right there. And now, how Steph paid for Boston University! Yay! Chargers lead. Still 5 minutes left, though.
Steph followed by Doink? Against Rob Conway? Yep, back to football. I liked this gimmick better when it was called Rand Or--still happening, you say? Roethlisberger DOWN! He got Eugene, too? That's a main event at any OVW arena in the country! Why are they trying to freeze the kicker? I've never seen this work in the pros.
Hey, they Cabana! You know, a triple threat at Taboo Tuesday would you long way in keeping me from going to the Roots. HINT. Hey, who let Kurt shoot? What's Show got to do, got to do with this? Shawn kicking back with a drink is beyond awesome. This is like a Pulp Fiction ECW segment. We need another face for the 6-man elimination to get rid of the stink of the opening 25 minutes. Carlito rules. That way highly entertaining and pointless. JR, why would he be scared of a child?
Mmm. Trish.
This match makes me sad. I think they should fire Masters, and then slap his momma in the face on general priniciple. NyQuiLock, for that basic, still green, roided up, overpushed, heat vaccuum, Luger ripoff medicine.
STEAMBOAT! Oh, nouh a 20-minute promouh is on the wayuh. The OJ defense? Really? Somewhere in the back, Bisch is having flashbacks.
And I'd just like to give my shoutouts to the inventors of closed captioning. And the mute. STONE COLD! Matrish headscissors. That's new. Back suplex backbreaker! Trish/Victoria matches are always fun. Walls of Victoria--the irony! Widow's--holy CRAP! Attagirl. Who the--whoa! Uh...hooray new girl! Alexis Laree? Alexis Laree! Oh, my god. They wrote me as a hot girl. WHERE'S MY CHECK, FUCKERS?!
Nobody moved? There are three of y'all! You know what I've noticed about the main event RAW main event tags since they had the draft lottery? They're all very good. Nothing spectacular, but certainly good enough for cable. Don't count the stomps, you idjits! GORE! GOh, right? Flair Flop v2! I liked Carlito hooking both legs. Liked the dropkick even more. Show's People's Fistdrop would've been better. Oh, that never works for faces. To wit. Thank you, King.
No JR and Evil Linda? Who are the Ad Wizards who came up with that one?
Steph followed by Doink? Against Rob Conway? Yep, back to football. I liked this gimmick better when it was called Rand Or--still happening, you say? Roethlisberger DOWN! He got Eugene, too? That's a main event at any OVW arena in the country! Why are they trying to freeze the kicker? I've never seen this work in the pros.
Hey, they Cabana! You know, a triple threat at Taboo Tuesday would you long way in keeping me from going to the Roots. HINT. Hey, who let Kurt shoot? What's Show got to do, got to do with this? Shawn kicking back with a drink is beyond awesome. This is like a Pulp Fiction ECW segment. We need another face for the 6-man elimination to get rid of the stink of the opening 25 minutes. Carlito rules. That way highly entertaining and pointless. JR, why would he be scared of a child?
Mmm. Trish.
This match makes me sad. I think they should fire Masters, and then slap his momma in the face on general priniciple. NyQuiLock, for that basic, still green, roided up, overpushed, heat vaccuum, Luger ripoff medicine.
STEAMBOAT! Oh, nouh a 20-minute promouh is on the wayuh. The OJ defense? Really? Somewhere in the back, Bisch is having flashbacks.
And I'd just like to give my shoutouts to the inventors of closed captioning. And the mute. STONE COLD! Matrish headscissors. That's new. Back suplex backbreaker! Trish/Victoria matches are always fun. Walls of Victoria--the irony! Widow's--holy CRAP! Attagirl. Who the--whoa! Uh...hooray new girl! Alexis Laree? Alexis Laree! Oh, my god. They wrote me as a hot girl. WHERE'S MY CHECK, FUCKERS?!
Nobody moved? There are three of y'all! You know what I've noticed about the main event RAW main event tags since they had the draft lottery? They're all very good. Nothing spectacular, but certainly good enough for cable. Don't count the stomps, you idjits! GORE! GOh, right? Flair Flop v2! I liked Carlito hooking both legs. Liked the dropkick even more. Show's People's Fistdrop would've been better. Oh, that never works for faces. To wit. Thank you, King.
No JR and Evil Linda? Who are the Ad Wizards who came up with that one?
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