SmackDown! 10/14/2005: For and Against
FOR: 5 for 8.
FOR: Kennedy and Lashley in the credits.
FOR: The start of Randy's promo.
FOR: Randy pointing out that he, unlike Eddie, will do what it takes to win.
AGAINST: What, the champ can't get his own mic?
AGAINST: Last match of his career? What was that again?
FOR: Long signing Eddie vs. Randy.
FOR: Orlando specifying "tap to the Crossface." Which means he's going to lose, but not to the Crossface.
FOR: Orlando using those Crossface counters.
FOR: Loopholes (Orlando tapping out to the Sharpshooter instead)
AGAINST: What's Sharmell bitching about now?
AGAINST: Are there even four teams on SmackDown! to even have an eight-man tag match?
FOR: It is? OK, Melina, I'll stare all I want then.
FOR: Cole: "I love the T-shirts."
AGAINST: What, they can't show the end of Christy's Doomsday Device on Melina?
AGAINST: This is a little too chaotic.
FOR: Dueling diva distractions.
AGAINST: Saying that five times fast.
FOR: Psicosis' post-slap enziguiri.
AGAINST: Who the hell are these guys?
FOR: VEG-O-MATIC~~~~~~~
AGAINST: They're playing off the Stacy/Jennifer Aniston thing? They really are getting desperate.
AGAINST: Jillian's music.
FOR: Jillian overplaying her enthusiasm just enough.
FOR: Stacy's fake-out.
FOR: I'm sure Christian appreciates the crew clearing the ring and just having the four-way next.
SIGN OF THE WEEK: "Bradshaw $uck$"
AGAINST: WWE.com is RIPPING ME OFF
FOR: Cole: "Edge was upset that JBL didn't bury him." It does sound moronic when you put it like that.
FOR: Rey attacking JBL from Christian's shoulders.
FOR: Rey pushing Christian away so he can cover JBL.
FOR: Christian breaking up the fall, then covering JBL himself.
FOR: JBL's unique double-team.
AGAINST: Sharmell trips up Rey? Are they turning her or something?
FOR: Rey's not happy.
AGAINST: That's all they brought Kennedy out here for?
FOR: Cole: "I can sleep now."
AGAINST: Vito changing his mind and getting involved.
FOR: Teddy: "What am I supposed to do with him?" I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments.
AGAINST: This may be the worst new character introduction I've ever seen.
FOR: "That's cheating, ladies and gentlemen."
AGAINST: The pace of this match.
FOR: Orton's uppercut.
FOR: Cowboy Bob pulling the top rope back.
AGAINST: Brian Hebner not seeing it.
FOR: You can't miss THAT, can you, Brian?
FOR: Long making the tag match for next week.
FOR: And that's when Eddie will stick the knife in Batista's back.
KENNEDY.
FOR: Kennedy and Lashley in the credits.
FOR: The start of Randy's promo.
FOR: Randy pointing out that he, unlike Eddie, will do what it takes to win.
AGAINST: What, the champ can't get his own mic?
AGAINST: Last match of his career? What was that again?
FOR: Long signing Eddie vs. Randy.
FOR: Orlando specifying "tap to the Crossface." Which means he's going to lose, but not to the Crossface.
FOR: Orlando using those Crossface counters.
FOR: Loopholes (Orlando tapping out to the Sharpshooter instead)
AGAINST: What's Sharmell bitching about now?
AGAINST: Are there even four teams on SmackDown! to even have an eight-man tag match?
FOR: It is? OK, Melina, I'll stare all I want then.
FOR: Cole: "I love the T-shirts."
AGAINST: What, they can't show the end of Christy's Doomsday Device on Melina?
AGAINST: This is a little too chaotic.
FOR: Dueling diva distractions.
AGAINST: Saying that five times fast.
FOR: Psicosis' post-slap enziguiri.
AGAINST: Who the hell are these guys?
FOR: VEG-O-MATIC~~~~~~~
AGAINST: They're playing off the Stacy/Jennifer Aniston thing? They really are getting desperate.
AGAINST: Jillian's music.
FOR: Jillian overplaying her enthusiasm just enough.
FOR: Stacy's fake-out.
FOR: I'm sure Christian appreciates the crew clearing the ring and just having the four-way next.
SIGN OF THE WEEK: "Bradshaw $uck$"
AGAINST: WWE.com is RIPPING ME OFF
FOR: Cole: "Edge was upset that JBL didn't bury him." It does sound moronic when you put it like that.
FOR: Rey attacking JBL from Christian's shoulders.
FOR: Rey pushing Christian away so he can cover JBL.
FOR: Christian breaking up the fall, then covering JBL himself.
FOR: JBL's unique double-team.
AGAINST: Sharmell trips up Rey? Are they turning her or something?
FOR: Rey's not happy.
AGAINST: That's all they brought Kennedy out here for?
FOR: Cole: "I can sleep now."
AGAINST: Vito changing his mind and getting involved.
FOR: Teddy: "What am I supposed to do with him?" I love shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments.
AGAINST: This may be the worst new character introduction I've ever seen.
FOR: "That's cheating, ladies and gentlemen."
AGAINST: The pace of this match.
FOR: Orton's uppercut.
FOR: Cowboy Bob pulling the top rope back.
AGAINST: Brian Hebner not seeing it.
FOR: You can't miss THAT, can you, Brian?
FOR: Long making the tag match for next week.
FOR: And that's when Eddie will stick the knife in Batista's back.
KENNEDY.
Comments