SmackDown! 7/21/2005: For and Against
FOR: JBL's "victory speech". Such wonderful hubris.
FOR: Rey vs. Crazy!
FOR: Rey being a little distracted and tentative.
AGAINST: Crazy not really taking advantage of it.
FOR: Eddie's arrival making things interesting.
FOR: The match picking up.
AGAINST: Tazz trying to grill Eddie for info. It's not gonna work.
FOR: See?
FOR: That step-up springboard moonsault Crazy does.
FOR: Eddie attacking Rey to get an advantage.
FOR: Eddie to win.
FOR: The JBL-George Washington video. High comedy.
FOR: "It's a secret."
AGAINST: "Seacrest?" Damn, Christian. What'd Josh ever do to you?
FOR: Animal's just as concerned about Heidenreich as the rest of us.
AGAINST: The chances of these two guys already in the ring.
FOR: That's the most impressive thing Heidenreich's ever done.
FOR: Cole actually calling it the "Doomsday Device."
FOR: MNM looking concerned, then confident again.
FOR: MNM to retain.
FOR: Eddie's anger.
FOR: Benoit!
AGAINST: Benoit trying to reason with Eddie, for the same reasons as Tazz above. it WON'T WORK.
FOR: Eddie punking him out.
AGAINST: No shot of Orlando watching backstage or anything. Takes two seconds.
FOR: Benoit to win.
FOR: This match. These two almost never disappoint.
FOR: Tazz pointing out that Benoit needs to hit the headbutt on the second try.
FOR: Benoit actually having to work to get the crossface on.
FOR: Eddie deciding he's had enough.
AGAINST: Hey, where's Rey?
FOR: Oh.
FOR: Candice.
FOR: Melina.
FOR: The image of Candice in a referee's outfit.
AGAINST: But what's there to referee, really?
AGAINST: That's no way to get the ref on your side, Melina!
FOR: Torrie to win.
AGAINST: The JBL "Great Americans" videos are starting to get old.
FOR: Simon, you're new here, so I'll assume you didn't know. You don't talk about Booker's wife like that.
FOR: Christian to win.
FOR: Mexicools and Undertaker to win.
FOR: Is Nova going to be Nova AND Simon Dean? Tremendous!
AGAINST: JBL's outfit.
AGAINST: Isn't this why the rest of the world hates us in the first place?
FOR: Tazz wondering how JBL can take Batista so lightly.
FOR: Batista trying not to laugh.
FOR: "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?" Batista's funny! Who knew Batista was funny? Way to channel Rock with that line, too.
AGAINST: Batista putting on the hat and vest. That's not helping matters.
FOR: Batista to retain.
FOR: Rey vs. Crazy!
FOR: Rey being a little distracted and tentative.
AGAINST: Crazy not really taking advantage of it.
FOR: Eddie's arrival making things interesting.
FOR: The match picking up.
AGAINST: Tazz trying to grill Eddie for info. It's not gonna work.
FOR: See?
FOR: That step-up springboard moonsault Crazy does.
FOR: Eddie attacking Rey to get an advantage.
FOR: Eddie to win.
FOR: The JBL-George Washington video. High comedy.
FOR: "It's a secret."
AGAINST: "Seacrest?" Damn, Christian. What'd Josh ever do to you?
FOR: Animal's just as concerned about Heidenreich as the rest of us.
AGAINST: The chances of these two guys already in the ring.
FOR: That's the most impressive thing Heidenreich's ever done.
FOR: Cole actually calling it the "Doomsday Device."
FOR: MNM looking concerned, then confident again.
FOR: MNM to retain.
FOR: Eddie's anger.
FOR: Benoit!
AGAINST: Benoit trying to reason with Eddie, for the same reasons as Tazz above. it WON'T WORK.
FOR: Eddie punking him out.
AGAINST: No shot of Orlando watching backstage or anything. Takes two seconds.
FOR: Benoit to win.
FOR: This match. These two almost never disappoint.
FOR: Tazz pointing out that Benoit needs to hit the headbutt on the second try.
FOR: Benoit actually having to work to get the crossface on.
FOR: Eddie deciding he's had enough.
AGAINST: Hey, where's Rey?
FOR: Oh.
FOR: Candice.
FOR: Melina.
FOR: The image of Candice in a referee's outfit.
AGAINST: But what's there to referee, really?
AGAINST: That's no way to get the ref on your side, Melina!
FOR: Torrie to win.
AGAINST: The JBL "Great Americans" videos are starting to get old.
FOR: Simon, you're new here, so I'll assume you didn't know. You don't talk about Booker's wife like that.
FOR: Christian to win.
FOR: Mexicools and Undertaker to win.
FOR: Is Nova going to be Nova AND Simon Dean? Tremendous!
AGAINST: JBL's outfit.
AGAINST: Isn't this why the rest of the world hates us in the first place?
FOR: Tazz wondering how JBL can take Batista so lightly.
FOR: Batista trying not to laugh.
FOR: "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look?" Batista's funny! Who knew Batista was funny? Way to channel Rock with that line, too.
AGAINST: Batista putting on the hat and vest. That's not helping matters.
FOR: Batista to retain.
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